Monthly tales for October 2002

“Do you have the gunmans website address?”

That’s the best question I’ve been asked today. Referring, of course, to the gunman holding the USA to ransom.I still want to see pictures of Americans following last weeks advice to avoid getting shot – walking in zig-zag patterns. Please, … Continue reading

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“Ashley’s Parcel Service, can I help you?”

This has been one week of sending and receiving;Furniture in, speakers out, hi-fi in, hi-fi out, server in, Cappuccino machine out. After the hours spent building the bedroom furniture, I turned my attention to the dining room. They’d delivered the … Continue reading

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4 hours to go

I’ve done all my bidding and selling on eBay so it should be plain sailing from here.

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must…get…sugar

i’m feeling low everything’s happening today and i just want to relax – tis a weekend after all.but, hey, there’s just 19 hours to go!

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Friday night at the office

Two more days of 12 hour shifts but that’s Ok as I do not have to work on the flat – till Monday at least.No more laying floors, lifting doors or glossing skirtings.Can’t wait to get back onto the early … Continue reading

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All I want for Xmas is my electric screwdriver

Actually, receiving one at Xmas could be a tad late as i really need it NOW!My wrists are killing having to unmount doors by hand to paint them and the skirtings – and I’ve yet to remount them. Not looking … Continue reading

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“They always travel in threes”…

1. Cherie’s drinks get spiked.2. Cherie gets accosted on the way home3. Neighbours flat is gutted by fire. This is the scene that greeted me when I arrived home last night. Who brought all that mud into the flat? Have … Continue reading

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